1. Hot Lixx Hulahan - 9,000 points
2. William Ocean - 8,000 points
3. C-Diddy and Rockness Monster - 6,000 points
4. Sonyk Rok and Big Rig - 5,000 points
5. Chuck Mung and Dreamcatcher - 4,000 points
On December 25th, 1989, TETRAD's mom got him one of these. Twenty years later to the day, humanity finds this in its stocking surrounded by cookie crumbs (it's in 4 parts and worth every second):
Part 4: Epic
Watch the other installments here.