We're driving down to the Lone Star State and hitting every tornado and hurricane on the way. While our bus network is down, here's info on the finalists from the last two shows.

Omaha finalists (in descending order):

1. PHARMAIRCIST (Casey Diekman) takes NEBRASKA!

bosh
the end
dr taco
lex rider

Kansas finalists (in ascending order):

long bottom leith
motley cruz
dirk tickler
banana man.aif bn young adult
hammering cock and thundering balls

1. MEAN MELIN (Eric Melin) TAKES OMAHA!