Chuck Mung. It means "Charles Healthy Appetite for Normal Sexual Behavior"

Who took Seattle Portland? Chuck Mung. He tore it up at Dante's with a sequin rockstars and stripes vest and his trademark kilt (forever commando, we check in every city). Chuck, somewhere there's a bagpipe that's very happy you took up the air guitar. Your kilt drips metal and your fingers pick the nose of my heart.

Oh, memories.

AIR ROCK THE RED (Erik Peterson) remembered my 2008 Arizona performance, and for that alone he's sixes in my book.

I suspect we'll be seeing a lot of Tuesday's Portland competitors in Seattle tonight, so I don't want to give too much away or taint tonight's all-star panel of celebrity judges. Here are some R-rated images that are seared into my brain forever.

BANK STOOGE, who hates small talk, tears duct tape off his face during his Dead Kennedys track.