There is no place like San Francisco. That's why you live here.Fingerpuked by West Hays

Friday night was the first of our two-night stand in the city by the bay. If the USAG camera crew had been doing its job – and I assure you we weren't – they would have snapped photos of: Papa Don Preach's spectacular Mark Twain, Shred Nugent's 6th place old school shredding, Sir Erik Ittar the EMO Destroyer's assassination of all things Plain White T, Tony Dilemma's flawless Michael Jackson, and Dirty Airy's butt-nekkid cock-in-sock performance that almost got us fined.

I might also comment on Björn's 6.0 for Dirty Airy, the lewdest nudist. Cock rocks, but it doesn't equal airness.

But instead of having shots of last night's show – a show that fucking ruled – or talking about Björn's mancrush on Dirty Airy, we give you:

Stryker, Air Traffic Control, Hot Lixx, and Björn get their clean on. Photo courtesy of Björn's wife, Zero Prospects.

—And wish San Francisco a very happy Pride Weekend. We recommend you buy tickets immediately because tonight's gonna sell out. Just in case, we'll release some extras at 8:45PM for walk-ups.