We booked the New York regionals at Brooklyn Bowl this year because they promised us backstage nachos and an extra case of Hamm's.  But MITT UMLAUT (Tom Corsillo) reports the following on his politically conservative blog—

"What you don’t know is that Brooklyn Bowl is 100% wind-powered, getting their energy entirely from Con Ed Solutions, a leading provider of renewable energy and sustainability services.

"So for the New York Regional, the US Air Guitar Championships will be not only figuratively, but literally powered entirely by wind [for the first time ever?].  And wind is really just fast-moving air."

Mit shreds, Sanjar the Destroyer throws the horns while rocking an Umlaut shirt.