US Air Guitar has been waiting almost two weeks to smash a couple of stingingly epic high fives into one mega exclamatory blog posting . . .

Co-commissioner Cedric Devitt (AIR LINGUS) watches History Channel while the lovely Minji Kim delivers their first born son!!!!!!

HOT LIXX HULAHAN (Craig Billmeier) gets hitched to the прекрасный Mary Rhodes!!!!!!

In attendance for the wedding at San Francisco's Russian Cultural Center were BETTIE B. GOODE, ROCKNESS MONSTER, K. RUXX SPIN, AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL, AIR-ANIAN THREAT, BJORN TUROQUE, ZERO PROSPECTS, twins STRYKER & BIG RIG, and twenty five other tables that wished they were ours.

Congratulations to the new father and mother and the new grandparents their blessed gestation has created.  Congratulations to the cowboy newlyweds (you'd get it if you were there), and also their fathers-and-mothers-in-law (especially Janis).

In a world filled with garbage and shit that kills people it is not often we're reminded that there are some other things which aren't deadly or complete garbage after all.

Now that we're below the fold, did I mention DC's regional law school stud and local NRA enthusiast JURIS ROCKTOR (Mike Sacks) made the first paragraph of the front page of the New York Times? 

From left to right in their Christian Sunday best: Large Blonde Wig, West Hays, Angelica Allen, Fatima Hoang, Kriston Rucker, Kate Gray, Dan Crane, Ryan Layman, Randy Layman.  This and other hella tight photos from the wedding by Taryn Kapronica.

With the opening shows just over a month away, people have started losing their minds over this year's tour.

I mean, sure, to prove we're still young USAG Corporate is totally on the facebooks and whatnot.  But now fans and performers alike are starting their own regional event pages, garnering hundreds of confirmed guests and making me look like a lazy a-hole by actually updating their sites regularly.

A couple new invitations squirted into our mail this evening, just moments apart from each other.  On JURIS ROCKTOR'S (Mike Sacks) NYC event page, Kate Seip adds with her confirmation, "duh. of course (I'll be there)." Across the country in Los Angeles, SIX STRING'S (Tim Granlund) page urges, "Bring friends, lovers, strangers...I promise it will be the second most fun thing you've ever done behind your first sexual experience." So for all you virgins out there, I guess the LA show at the Troub. is gonna freaking rock.

I'd like to say this was all part of USAG Corporate's master marketing plan, but to be perfectly honest we're not that smart (we're not all that young, either).

USAG Global Operations Center

Sadly, we've had to close out entries in several cities already, so if you plan on performing you'll want to sign up soon.  If your local show has been corked, send us a convincing video to contact@usairguitar.com and we'll see what we can do.

Looks who's on the wireless! Devner champ MAGIC CYLOPS up an got himself an air guitar podcast, and SANJAR THE DESTROYER of the great Midwest has a fancy online victrola gizmo at jamzonair.com (scroll over "shows" then click on "rock locked" 9 links down from the top).

Comments one of CYCLOPS' listeners, "air guitar is for losers. i can't wait!"

 Plays Peter Gabriel Tunes.  Even in the rain.