The Marquis takes the Crown!

Full recap on the way, but in the meantime just know that the veteran from 18th-century Portland wrenched the title belt from what was—quite possibly—the greatest assembly of air guitar talent on a single stage in human history. Defending champs Georgia Lunch and Mom Jeans. Former US champ Lt. Facemelter. 4x US and 2x world champ Airistotle. None of them could prevent The Marquis’ ascendancy to the throne. Vive le roi!

Kriston Rucker