Nordic tips Redeye Shy: "Have absolutely zero shame"

Check out Nordic's interview on redeye, which you can find by squinting between a few dozen in-line ad blurbs.

He is barbaric. His long hair hangs past his shoulders. His beard is unkempt. He chugs from a drinking horn and spits at the crowd.

He is Nordic Thunder.

And like a warrior with many scars to prove it, he refuses to give up without a fight. His next battle will be to hold on to the crown…of best air guitarist in the U.S. (Cue the music and read onward)

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