CHAMPION: SHRED IMMORTAL

God broke the mold after creating THE SHRED (Lance Kasten) back in Biblical times.  He’s the heart and soul of Washington, DC, a town bursting with hearty souls (I’m talkin’ to you: Juris Rocktor, Mitt Umlaut, Tommy Fretless, Vlad DM Wailer, Fender Splendor, and even – I mean especially – Masturbating Booger).  But somehow SHRED, despite the challenges of achy bones and simultaneously concerned but supportive grandchildren, seems to rise to the top time and time again at the annual DC competition.

Ageist joking aside, SHRED is a genuine ambassador of US Air Guitar and the type of pal everyone wants to have around.  He also owns the best rated general contractor business in the District.  Today, we proudly confer upon one of USAG’s finest representatives the high honor of this official US Air Guitar Limited Edition High Glossy Champion Trading Card (also available in large print).

Each handmade trading card celebrates like never before the pillars of US Air Guitar – those members of the competitive air guitar community who have lifted the sport out of the bedroom, onto the stage, and now into the basement beside water-damaged sets of Magic the Gathering and d20 dice.

These limited edition jpegs come in two sets: CHAMPIONS (Tuesdays) and LEGENDS (Thursdays), featuring rankings and expert analysis on everything from competitor agility to homoeroticity.

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