Champions: THUNDERGLAND

THUNDERGLAND’S (Matt Barats) lanky, discordant moves became an overnight youtube sensation last year when Fox News used his routine, performed to Electric Six’s “Gay Bar,” as a challenge to the It Gets Better Project.  A newcomer and virtual unknown when he performed at the 2010 US Finals, this underdog surprised the nation when he was among the last glands standing in the second round.  He’s a 32A, a perfect size 2, and without his trademark horizontally-striped sleeveless shirt he’d be virtually invisible.  Today and forever after, this once unknown is henceforth a Champion.

Each handmade trading card celebrates like never before the pillars of US Air Guitar – those members of the competitive air guitar community who have lifted the sport out of the bedroom, onto the stage, and now into the basement beside water-damaged sets of Magic the Gathering and d20 dice.

These limited edition jpegs come in two sets: CHAMPIONS and LEGENDS, featuring rankings and expert analysis on everything from competitor agility to homoeroticity.


Props to old LT. FACEMELTER for his photoshop skills and card copy booyacasha, keeping USAG afloat while the rest of us haggle group rates and feces-cleaning waivers at the Chicago Hard Rock Hotel.
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