CorpAIRation Industries Acquires US Air Guitar

CorpAIRation"Finland, here I come." - Photo credit: Sweetness (Kyle Privette)


After exploiting a tax day loophole, CorpAIRation Industries seized executive control of US Air Guitar. Citing USAG by-law #666, outdated documentation allowed Corporate d-bag Brian Reeves to acquire USAG and declare himself National Champion through 2021.


USAG management could not be reached for comment.