Corporate Layoffs Hit USAG

ATC-SackedWasting no time in his hostile takeover, CorpAIRation (Brian Reeves) has announced layoffs to downsize the organization. In a move to increase efficiency, his first order was to replace longtime spacebar operator and official USAG blogger, ATC, with a premium gold iPod from his 2012 collection. It's been said the iPod contains 160 GB of Pink Floyd's "Money" and will be the only song allowed in competition for the 2015 season.


ATC could not be reached for comment.

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