Fuck the Olympics, we have FREE ICE CREAM!
Ten Reasons the Olympics should have scheduled around tonight's National Finals (Tickets here! ¡Boletos aqui!):
- 1. Free Ben & Jerry's ice cream truck!
- 2. Air Guitarbecue (pulled pork sword, etc.) at discount rates!
- 3. We're dropping Pokémon lures!
- 4. We'll have a Snapchat geofilter!
- 5. Bunting!
- 6. Someone ripped off Hot Lixx's crotch WEEKS before the show and sharpied in "Fucking crazy!"
- 7. Read the rest of the list right here for a chance to win a meet and greet with legendary 2005 US Air Guitar Champion Rockness Monster!