Fuck the Olympics, we have FREE ICE CREAM!

Ten Reasons the Olympics should have scheduled around tonight's National Finals (Tickets here! ¡Boletos aqui!):


  1. 1. Free Ben & Jerry's ice cream truck!
  2. 2. Air Guitarbecue (pulled pork sword, etc.) at discount rates!
  3. 3. We're dropping Pokémon lures!
  4. 4. We'll have a Snapchat geofilter!
  5. 5. Bunting!
  6. 6. Someone ripped off Hot Lixx's crotch WEEKS before the show and sharpied in "Fucking crazy!"
  7. 7. Read the rest of the list right here for a chance to win a meet and greet with legendary 2005 US Air Guitar Champion Rockness Monster!


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