I am the terror that flaps in the night

Clayton Hauck Photography

A new performer, BALD É, has drawn a bead on our kickoff show (May 12) in Chicago.  Like the country he’s come to symbolize, it’s hard to say whether Bald E’s intentions are good or evil – but he sure as shit is terrifying.

From his secret perch early Tuesday morning, Bald É warned fellow shytown competitors, “Genus Haliaeetus, bitches.”