Iran Extends Hand to U.S. Air Guitar



QATAR -- In heretofore unprecedented fashion, for the first time since Ben Affleck scared the ess out of us in this scene, official representatives on important business work from Iran and the United States shared an embrace in the name of world peace.


Tehran’s Mohammad R.R. and the United States’ Airis T., whose names have been redacted for fear of reprisal from either country’s bananapants security apparatus, shared a second-place finish at an impromptu air guitar competition late Wednesday night.  The co-winners of the evening were Nordic Thunder and a local chap who, in this largely Muslim region, goes by the controversial stage name “Santa Claus.”


More desert competitions are slated for every night this week.