Layoffs Continue, Bunting Banned. Corp Not Done Yet.
In a corporate power move, new CEO and current USAG Champion, The CorpAIRation (Brian Reeves), banned bunting and fired 5 more employees to make room for his new indoor soccer court. Layoffs include Doug "The Thunder" Stroock, Chicago judge Ben Bowman, Spring intern Bradley Cooper, General Manager Nat Hays, and 2013 World Champion Mean Melin.
The CorpAIRation has also revealed the 2015 touring limo, complete with champagne bar and hot tub.