MIDNIGHT MANIAXE TAKES MIDWEST SEMIFINAL!

It's not blurry; he is, in fact, melting his own face.  

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MIDNIGHT MANIAXE, sans schtick, showed the country tonight that Chicago appreciates air guitar at its purest. If you didn't catch our livestream, we'll have videos posted to our youtube tomorrow. If words are your thing, check back here sometime after the after party, but before next week, to see what we forgot.

 

Maniaxe's fellow second rounders were so good – all-stars like Rocky Rhoades, Flyin' Finn, MomJeans, and a brilliant Air Jesus – that a double-visioned judge may have sent all 8 of them to Portland. More on that after the commissioners receive the bar tab.

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