Donald Trump Blasts US Air Guitar: "Uncomfortable looking"

As part of our ongoing political coverage, we ran a meta[L]analysis of The Donald's twitter feed through the mojo and found several off-color comments he made about some close friends of US Air Guitar: first, he beefs with one of our favorite celebrity judges, Willie Geist; then, "Rockin' in the Free World," which Finland uses to end each World Championship. Finally, in one especially alarming tweet, he manages to insult our pals at Major League Baseball and drugs (drugs!!!) at the same time. What next, trash talking backstage pita and hummus?