UNITED STATES TAKES 'SILVER METAL' IN AIR GUITAR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS!

Congratulations to NORDIC THUNDER (Justin Howard) for bringing the silver medal to the United States of America!

–Gold medal conferred upon a girl named Devil’s Niece from Germany.

In the court of popular opinion, and above all my heart, Nordic was unquestionably among the finest performers the world stage has ever nearly collapsed under.

Congratulations also to Nordic Thunder’s countrywomen CANNONBALL MAVIN (Chelsie Jangord) and ZERO PROSPECTS (Kate Gray, legal citizenship pending) for making the USA the only triple-represented country in the free world.

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