USAG 2012 Tour: Fatter, Lazier, Almost Booked
Our boys at William Morris inform us they're inches away from sealing the deal on the 2012 US Air Guitar Summer Tour of Egregious Capitalization. Inquires Futureboy's forthcoming comment, "Why does it take your fat, lazy asses so long to figure this out every year?" Here's the answer: try finding a dozen venues willing to promote a show with invisible everything after you've spent the last decade trashing the only ones who considered letting you in the door.
That's why, and also because we're a bunch of fat, lazy asses.