USAG reminds all performers to pack passports

It's Joey
  Finalists, dark horses, countrymen and undocumented migrant workers: One week from today, one of you will be crowned our National Champion.  48 hours later, we'll fly you to Oulu, Finland, where you will get nekkid with us in the sauna.


If you do not remember to pack your passport, they will not let you board the plane.  And that, as they say in Finland, would be totally fucked up.


If you do not have a passport, go to the post office today and put in a rush order.  It'll cost an extra hundred bucks but you'll get it just in time.